15 August 2010

Happy Independence Day!

Today for some reason, Mr. Manmohan Singh, our Prime Minister, sent a “firm” message to Kashmiri youth to give up violence and come to talk.  Fat chance, since the security forces there are not talking, they're shooting, and people are dying. 

In any case, why this message on this day, which is supposed to celebrate our Independence from foreign rule?  What independence?  Independence from poverty, illiteracy, dogma, religious perversion, dirty party politics, corruption, human trafficking, disease, a highly inequitable difference between rich and poor, are all yet to come!  Ostensibly, we had much less of any of this under British rule, so exactly what have we bought ourselves into?

For some reason, we have offered $5million in assistance to flood ravaged Pakistan, that despicable terrorist breeding, oppressive piece of crap of a neighbour we have.  Why in heavens name do we have to make this stupid offer, knowing fully well that most of the money the US gave them for fighting terror have been used to fund terrorist activities against India, and to strengthen military deterrence against us?  What kind of dickheads and numbskulls infest the corridors of government power in New Delhi?  Are we lunatics?  I'd say, let Pakistani leaders who pilfered all the “aid” the USA gave them, in hundreds of millions of dollars to fight terror, now find the $5million to help their own people.  Why do we have such a hard time being realistic about our enemies, while not hesitating to celebrate Chanakya? 

And now, Pakistan is supposedly “toying” with the idea of accepting our aid only if routed through the UN.  So, it takes one more bank account on the way to these egoistic weasels?  Well how about our diplomats telling them to get UN approval for their next terrorist strike against us as well?  Let's see if we can put that diplomatically - “Our position is that since Pakistan has sought third party involvement in the capacity of an escrow before accepting the friendly offer of monetary aid to flood victims, we would suggest the same third party be utilized for managing Pakistan's next terrorist adventurism against the Indian State.  Hitherto, our offer of aid stands cancelled”.  In other words, “Fuck You Beggars”.  Wouldn't we feel great as Indians just to show some honesty in situations like this?

Now, that begs the question – How come no head of state of ANY country ever gets washed away in flash floods, struck by lightning, crushed in an earthquake, or dies in any natural disaster?  It really can't be nature's design to spare presidents and prime ministers.  This means, perhaps that it IS possible to take care of ourselves in case of such disasters, but for some reason, we make sure the knowledge or the resources that are in place, keep only the wealthy and the powerful safe!  Seriously, would it not be hilarious to read - “US Senator and family killed in landslide that claims 250 lives”?  Chances are, any career politician probably never lives close in any sense, to that many people!  So, we have our Independence Day and another fucked up year draws to a close.  So what's new?

Almost as if by divine design, we have a fiasco over the Commonwealth Games!!  The Commonwealth!!! HAHAHAAAA!!!  What a cunning term for legal thievery!  Notice how the poorer countries in this club never get any benefits but her majesty the queen of england could steal from all over the world?  Why the heck were we even angry that she could not attend these games in New Delhi?  We're spending thousands of crores on this nonsense and I don't give a fuck about using capitals for these bitches either.  Who cares about the hag?  Now, that hag is angry that the british royalty is being dragged into matters of corruption because of some silly car rental company being investigated for fraud and the royal bums hired this company for carrying some baton for some insane sum of money!  Isn't this the bitch that is sitting on the Kohinoor diamond?  Well, how about making her a deal - “You return the Kohinoor, we'll call off this investigation of corruption in the CW games, how about that?”

The other white bitch in Washington, who once flippantly said Mahatma Gandhi worked at a gas station in St. Louis, now says “India and Pakistan have altered the world's nuclear balance!”.  Shit, how much balance could have been there during the cold war between two countries that have 10,000+ nuclear warheads in their arsenal, that the few tens that India and Pakistan could have today can disturb?  We need to protect 16% of the world's population, and if this shrill whore were to be reminded by our diplomats that if she has 5000 warheads to protect 4% of the world's population, we are entitled to 20,000 warheads, she would shut the fuck up.  Her name is Hilary Clinton, and it is time we stopped imagining she is some friend of India's.  She is  friend of whoever makes her look intelligent, and that sure is never going to be me.

Another rowdy US politician said something today that should have got a tongue lashing from our diplomats. http://www.thelinkpaper.ca/?p=2114 . He called Infosys a “chop shop”, which means, a shop that sells stolen goods, usually referred to a shop that breaks down stolen cars and sells the parts.  No matter what Infosys sells, his ass doesn't have to buy in his “free” market, does he?  So, why is he even talking about chop shops in the first place?  Pretty amazing comment though, about a company that has offices and provides 12,000 jobs in the USA alone!  So, are we proud enough to tell this ignorant prick Charles Schumer that we are happy to move our chop shop to Canada?  I bet not.  Because we have a crap load of our cyber coolies in bonded labour for white bosses.  How can we ever let go of that?

Now, none of the above will anger the average Indian very much.  Because we are too delicate for any confrontation.  We love to be slaves as long as slaves have the “Freedom” to buy into corporate peddled shit, as long as we are told that we are “free people in a free country”.  We don't mind our poor people being sold as sex slaves, we don't mind our farmers committing suicide, and we don't give a shit about anything that goes on in this country or elsewhere in the name of this farce called Independence and Freedom.

Listen up, Indians.  We are not free until the day you can pick up the phone and call in an injustice and somebody's head rolls by the end of the day.  We're not free until the day when we can tell idiots in other countries to shut up and mind their own fucking business when it really is our business.  We aren't free until the day our laws are sacred, our work is excellent, and we are all healthy and happy.  We're not free until we are rid of every kind of oppression.  We aren't free until the day we can do something that, even without a flag painted on it, looks distinctly Indian, and is distinctly beautiful.

We aren't independent from anything, until we are independent from our own apathy.  We are a great country, but after 63 years of trying, we still don't have a great nation.  It's time to question this bullshit situation.  Enough already.  Happy Independence Day!  Jai Hind.

BSK.

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