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18 September 2012

In the White Man's Trap.

It has been centuries since the white man left the shores of his native lands and went all over the globe, looking for riches that were nowhere to be found in his own.  Along the way, white man had to be resourceful - for invasion, violence, innovation, invention, and for making up things along the way, like democracy, free markets and so on - things that slowly persuade other people to follow benignly because it sounds like a good idea.

After all, how bad can "of the people, for the people, by the people" be?  Well, shit!  Pretty bad as we are learning now!  The idea of free markets has taken rampant part in exploitation, because those lands where people are being exploited do not have kings who would have slit the throats of businessmen doing anything like that.

The white man has always been about doing the dirty work out of sight, and keeping a nice, soft, benign front.  The rest of the world has been somewhat opposite to that.  If a kingdom stood for violence, you'd see dead bodies in the streets.  It won't be sending planes to bomb another faraway country while its citizens are sitting around in a coffee shop watching it on the news locally.

The millions of people that flock to the USA to live there, do so in all innocence, believing in shit like "The American Dream" while in reality, they actually strive to prop up some really huge lies, by serving the machine that white man built out of nothing.  You don't have to be very smart to do materially well in the USA - it has plenty of power to lend you money when you fuck up.  That is how it has piled up the biggest debts in history of mankind, but it doesn't matter!  The White Man is all about making us temporarily feeling good while he gets all the benefits!  All big businesses in the world - pharma, fast food, fashion, entertainment, booze, cigarettes, drugs, education, sex - are made of this simple philosophy.  Take the candy, and become a slave for life!

The same goes for the much talked about cultural invasion of ancient cultures by white man's content, on top of which stands Hollywood, and now taken over by television marquees such as "Friends".  The trap is the feel good factor.  Our children will fall for the culture of temporary feel good, as long as it never talks about consequences.  All love stories are traps.  Everything feels great when the romance peaks and ends in a commitment at the end of the movie.  Oh wow!  "Titanic" was great, but it really is about bad maritime navigation than anything else, isn't it?

There is never a story about how the romance gets fucked up just after the engagement and how this amazing idea of romancing, dating, the whole soulmate shit and all the good shit including the diamond ring and the wedding ends with rather stunning divorce rates of over 50%, and social misery, old age homes, and disjointed families.

Break ups are the release!  But you cannot sell much to someone looking forward to a break up, can you?  The boy and girl in love will buy cards, entertain themselves, buy gifts, and spend money!   The couple that come out of a breakup come out wiser, a little more discerning, and less gullible.  So, what do we do with them?

Well, there is always the next beginning!  And white man's next great idea is just around the corner.  Viagra!  Remain young forever!  For a culture based on the temporary, Viagra actually tries to keep youth permanent.

Popular romantic stories tell us that sometimes, even though we know something could be a mistake, we should make it!  What kind of moron would say something like this?  It is only by constantly building upon untruth that a bloated unreality can be maintained, which serves the selling machine.

It's the dishonesty of the "selling" culture that really bothers me.  In fact, this whole "selling" culture is based on the white man's idea of the free market and the assumed "right" to persuade someone to buy something, but there is some dharma in that, so it has a right to exist as a viewpoint.  What I find disgusting is that there is "moral science" in school, there is "physical education" and there is even "sex education" but there is no "market education".  How do we cope with shit that we are constantly sold and shit that constantly persuades us into believing untruth?

The same sort of happy, giddy, romantic progress translates into our newfound obsession with easy success.  Look at the number of idiots who fall for nonsense like converting $400 to $3100 in a month through Forex trading!  So why can't the government throw in its 300 billion of reserves into this amazing business and in a month's time, we will have trillions!  How hard can it be to conjure up some common sense?

The number of young Indian people I meet on a daily basis who believe they are smart enough to see huge success in their lives is just mind boggling.  There are simply no statistics to support that kind of success in such large numbers.  Even in the country that promises great things, the USA, 1% of the population has nearly 80% of the nation's privately held wealth!  Of course there is always the promise, the trap, the possibility, but where is the education telling us that this sort of success is going to be elusive?

Boost improves stamina three fold?  What kind of motherfucking stupid ass, demented parenting pricks will believe this and feed their little shits with this goddamned product?  Three fold?  So how come our olympic athletes aren't tanking up on Boost and coming home with all the long distance gold medals?  Surely, if our athletes can tap into the secret of Boost, they could do three times better than the Africans?!  This lie is there on TV every single day, but since this is the white man's way of doing shit, we do not question it.

If there is to be an honest message to our kids and giddy parents, here it is - "Get off your pompous asses and work hard.  Save your money, and don't buy anything you don't need.  Life is not going to be easy.  Get used to it.  Your kid has to run kilometres everyday for his or her stamina to improve even a little bit.  Your kid will not become healthier by using Lifebuoy soap, or smarter or taller or sharper by drinking Horlicks.  Make the little shit eat vegetables and stay off junk food.  Tell the bastard that s/he will grow the same kind of paunch daddy has and suffer from worse diseases if s/he is not careful.

For heavens sake, your child is nothing special.  Your moron neighbour thinks just as highly about his little shit, and that moron also has medals and certificates to prove his little shit's great achievements.  Now think.  How did all of us excellent children from thirty years ago build such a mediocre nation?  By believing greatness is in our manifest destiny?  Yes, exactly.  Because we're staring at how white man built his countries and we think that is the way to do it!  Wake the fuck up!"

- BSK.

21 March 2011

The SX4 Diesel is NOT a diesel!

There is never going to be complete honesty in advertising.

There is never going to be honesty, and there is never going to be anything complete in any advertising.  But do we have to put up with total lies?

This is the ad. for the Maruti SX4 Diesel that has been on the air for a while.  Apparently, now men will make everything else wait, because it is finally here!  I am a man and I don't really give a shit, but...

But, is it really here?  Not as far as I could tell by looking at the advertisement.

The company, Maruti Udyog Ltd., their advertising agency, and the film maker are involved in this lie - projecting the SX4 Petrol as the SX4 Diesel.

The diesel variant presumably isn't much fun to drive, and is probably much less responsive than the petrol version.  Of course the petrol engine produces more power and will probably hit a higher top speed and accelerate harder.  Since the variants are not going to look that different from one another, why not make the commercial with the petrol version and tell the world that "now men will make everything wait"!  Why not show the world the petrol car and tell them it is the diesel car?

The only problem is - the advertisement shows a specific attribute that actually amounts to misleading the public.  The tachometer in the Maruti SX4 Diesel advertisement redlines at 6,500 rpm.  Here, take a look.




If this were true, this would be heady news for any production diesel engine, and all diesel enthusiasts.

So, I thought I'd have a chat with Maruti to clarify.

Welcome to Maruti Suzuki Online Customer Service.
The session has been accepted.
{SX4 Online Support}    Thank you for contacting Maruti Suzuki India Limited Interactive Chat Service. How may I assist you?
{BSK}    I'd like to know the max RPM (below red line) of the Maruti SX4.
{BSK}    Diesel, that is.
{SX4 Online Support}    Thank you for showing your interest in MSIL. We will surely provide you the information, kindly provide us your mobile number and city?
{BSK}    Mobile number is on Do Not Disturb anyway, so not important to you.
{SX4 Online Support}    We request you to kindly send us your exact contact details (phone number with STD code) to expedite your query at the earliest. However, your contact details are required to update our records.
{BSK}    How is the engine RPM of the Maruti SX4 diesel connected to my phone number?
{BSK}    All I want is a specification of your new car that is not on the website.
{SX4 Online Support}    We would request you kindly provide us your contact details so that we will assist you in much better way as your contact detail is required to update our records.
{BSK}    I have given you my name, and yours is still "SX4 Online Support". Why would I want to give you my phone number?
{SX4 Online Support}    No issue, Sir
{SX4 Online Support}    Engine Specifications of SX4 Diesel:

Type: 16 V DOHC, DDIS
Cylinders: 4
Valves: 16
Piston Displacement: 1248 cc
Engine Output 90 PS @ 4000 RPM
Torque 200 NM @ 1750 RPM
Kerb Weight 1225 Kg (VDI), 1245 kg (ZDI)
{BSK}    That still does not contain the max (below redline) RPM of the engine.
{SX4 Online Support}    Sir, we would request you to contact the nearest Maruti Suzuki Dealer showroom for more Technical Details.
{BSK}    Thanks, bye!

Since the SX4 Online Support idiot, who was drooling to get my phone number had even less information than the website contains, I did find the diesel car, and got this picture as well.




See the difference?

The diesel engine redlines at a much lower 5,000 rpm.  This means you won't be able to rev the engine like the advertisement seems to have you believe you can!

In other words, you will not get what Maruti is saying you will get in the advertisement.  In other words, they are lying bastards.

But they are also stupid.  People who want fun performance will buy the petrol version anyway.  People who buy the diesel buy it for only one thing - economy.  If I wanted to have fun, why would I pay a lot more for the diesel car and settle for LESS performance anyway?  Maybe this is the question Maruti is trying to mislead its potential customers away from?

If we are Indian, we should be used to lies and deception by now.  Right?

Fucking punks.

- BSK.

PS: The Maruti SX4 Diesel produces less power than the petrol variant, is heavier than the petrol variant, and goes slower too, in all probability, but it does produce more torque.  The engine is made by Fiat, and was not originally intended to pull such a big car either.